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[secondnature]

username: keith

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[secondnature]

I NEVER SAID THAT

[competing]

AWW THANKS BABE I BELIEVE IN ME TOO

[secondnature]

IF YOU FALL IN I'M NOT COMING TO HELP YOU

[competing]

ill be fine! its like if pidge fell into a pile of math
ok thats not a great analogy but you get what i mean
though i guess the waters a little colder than im used to
not to mention the actual kraken
but it probably wont STILL be hungry right

[secondnature]

Get out of the water.

[competing]

i want it on record that going in myself to prove a point isnt the same thing as falling in

[secondnature]

Sounds to me like you fell in.

[competing]

did not! check the record!

[secondnature]

You're only saying that because you know the only record we BOTH have is your word on the matter.

[competing]

come on would i lie about something like that??

[secondnature]

Uh

Yeah?

Yeah you would.

[competing]

thats hurtful
anyway youre wrong and im a graceful little mer-tiger

[secondnature]

You're not a mermaid OR a tiger.

[competing]

exactly
because im BOTH

[secondnature]

Do you just want to be like ... maybe an alien like me? Is that it? Because that's what a mertiger would be, right?

[competing]

[ technically you're only half-alien, keith, so let's not get too ahead of ourselves ok. ]

uh
no??
havent you ever heard of sharknado?? it could be some freak science experiment
or a radioactive accident
or an evolutionary miracle!!
or a cryptid

[secondnature]

You're none of those things.

[competing]

dude what if i was tho
what if i was a superhero with like mutant powers
would you find me sexier
youd totally date super-me

[secondnature]

WHAT???

[competing]

oh come on who wouldnt wanna date a superhero!

[secondnature]

WHY would you need to be a superhero for me to date you

I'm ALREADY dating you

None of that other stuff makes ANY sense

[competing]

no no i know that
im just saying IF i was a superhero
youd totally still wanna date me right
maybe even more right???

[secondnature]

Aren't we already superheroes?

[competing]

i mean SORTA...
but we dont have any fancy powers!

[secondnature]

Yeah but our lions do.

That's good enough for me.